July 2011
150 posts
Hmm. Orlando Bloom told the Daily Record about his son Flynn:
“My baby is amazing, even his head smells amazing. His breath, the whole thing, you could eat him! He’s a big, beautiful boy. He’s great.”
I wonder what kind of products Flynn is using. His head can’t possibly smell better than mine. I have my shampoo shipped in from the UK—it’s the same exclusive line of hair care products that Kate Middleton uses. It smells like citrus and money.
And not just any money: Euros.
IT HURTS ME. The faces are so pretty, but the clothes are so sad.
I just couriered over a box of clothes from my overflow closet.
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Seraphina Affleck was photographed this week wearing (gasp) a hand-me-down from her sister Violet. I understand the need for even the upper crust of Hollywood society to be frugal these days. But fashion is not the place to skimp! This dress is SO 2008.
In fact, it’s possible that this very…
I feel sorry for Max and Emme because they have Jennifer for a mom (selfish) and Marc for a dad (unfortunate genes), and because their parents are going through a divorce. That’s rough.
But I feel sorry for MYSELF because my damn mother is the face of Ann Taylor while these kids’ mom is the face of GUCCI. GUCCI. What’s the best I can get out of Katie’s endorsement deal? An accessories shoot for Ann Taylor Loft?
And then I barfed.
